MICHAEL JORDAN'S NIKE COMMERCIALS

Jordanettes, do you love the "astronautics" commercial? It's one of my all time favourites. Mars Blackmon and Prof. Douglas
Kirkpatrick explaining MJ's phenomenal hangtime ;

PROFESSOR :  "Michael Jordan overcomes the acceleration of gravity by the application of his muscle power in the vertical
                          plane. Thus producing a low-altitude earth orbit."
MARS :             A what?!
PROFESSOR :  Do you know what I mean? Do you know? Do you know? Do you know? "
MARS :            ...."Mike, check him out."

That's funny. What about that advert for AJ VII's " HEYYY!!!! YEAAAHH!!!!" I think I saw that a couple of hundred times on TV
back in 1992. Nike must have spent gazillions promoting AJ VII. I was living in a dorm when the 1992 playoffs were happening
and we share the TV. We had this guy, he was belting out the tune over and over again. Boy, was he annoying. I think he's
been smoking some of that strange stuff too much... he's probably a bum right now... loser

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	Opinions Mars asks Michael what makes him the best player in the universe... is it the Air Jordan V's? Quicktime 1895kB 30 sec
	Astronautics These are classic AJ V adverts. We have Prof. Douglas Kirkpatrick from the USAF explaining Michael's hangtime to Mars. Love the bit where Mars tells MJ to check out the Professor. Quicktime 1979kB 30 sec
	Mars's Bedroom Mars shows off snapshots of Money slamming in Detroit, Philly, Boston, DC, LA, Texas, Denver, San Francisco, Moscow, Paris. We only get to see Air Jordan V's because he's too high up. Quicktime 1921kB 30 sec
	Hey! Aaayy! Yaaayyy!! Aaaaayyyy!!! Seen this advert many times back in 1992. It's a pure soul, a lady singin' in the background as MJ does the reverse slam in a pair of VII's Mpeg 2002kB 30 sec
	Hare Jordan Hare Jordan and Air Jordan team-up to beat four other ballplayers. Great Air Jordan commercial. A favourite with the kids, young and old. That's all folks! Quicktime 4354kB 60 sec
	23 Air Jordan tribute. Various montages of MJ past ads including "Imagination" and "Hey". It's atmospheric, funkadelic, dunkadelic... Quicktime 2186kB 30 sec
	Johnny Kilroy Jordan exposed secret playing career under names like Johnny Kilroy and Motorboat Jones. He's heavily disguised in an afro, playing basketball while avoiding the media attention. Cameos by Marv Albert, Michael Irwin, Ahmad Rashad, Dan Majerle, David Robinson, B.J., D-Rod, Spike Lee, Chris Webber and Harold Miner. Mpeg 2313kB 30 sec